Sunday, November 05, 2006

Bugs

Man, things really are bigger in Texas. Especially the bugs!
Look at this thing, it was between the window panes on my sliding door. And the worst part was that it was inside my apartment.

Most people that know me know that I HATE(!!!!) big bugs. But this was too big to just ignore and hope the cat will handle it. So I had to catch it in a bowl and let it loose outside.

Bleh, I still shiver thinking about it.

19 comments:

Tink said...

ewwwww....what the heck was that thing????

Greco-Roman said...

Holy crap! ICK! YUCK! BLAH!
Anything with more than four legs must die in my place. WD 40 and a lighter puts a quick end to these creepy, crawly, critters. Poof.

dutch said...

Hmmm, I don't know laud man. Chasing a huge bug around the apartment with a homemade blowtorch doesn't seem like the best of ideas....

But I'll give it a shot.

Tink,

I think it was a locust or something.

dutch said...

Yea, that's what I thought too. Scared the hell out of me...

Greco-Roman said...

Umm.. On second thought, save the WD 40 for OUTSIDE.

Less than a second of spray time will put an end to a black widow. I've seen it and heard it. *THUD*

It's a beautiful sound but it doesn't smell too good. Kinda like a queef.
Cute.. but EESH!

c nadeau & t johnson said...

Um, dutch? can you mail that to me? It looks like it would fit snugly in my...um...ahem...just send it.

Tink said...

ewwwwww....scribe!!!

c nadeau & t johnson said...

hey shut up joe zombie, how bout that!??




dutch, fedex delivers overnight...I'll pay shipping.

dutch said...

Ummmm... it doesn't fit that snugly, trust me....

dutch said...

Jeez, can you imagine that emergency room visit?

Greco-Roman said...

Hmm... You know, I have a pet ferret.

Greco-Roman said...

Dutch,

You and your readers are invited to the first annual Sunday Night Image at Laud Man's.

I don't know how long till I put up a new post but I'll put up a new one every Sunday Night. Check it out.

c nadeau & t johnson said...

I've always been rather fond of marmitts.

dutch said...

Damn right I do!

:P

dutch said...

In fact, I'm on a rampage, look up dutch ban and you get:

"WorldNetDaily: Dutch ban Islam book"

"Coyote Blog: Dutch Ban Display of Dutch Flag"

"Dutch ban virtual kinderporno | The Register"

"the skwib " Dutch ban crotchless panties".....

c nadeau & t johnson said...

dutch,

how could you ban crotchless panties??? They fit you so well!!!

Anonymous said...

They do fit Dutch well. I've seen them on him.

With my hands!

Anonymous said...

freaked out! Imagine how much fly spray you would need to kill that thing. :)

Tink said...

crotchless panties???????

ummmm.... i don't want to know...I see nothing...I hear nothing...i know nothing.................*hides under pillow*