You know, you just have to take the good with the bad. It's not easy, but you can't let the little things get you down.
Like during lunch today, I got a $132 ticket for having an expired inspection sticker. But hey, I got off work two hours early...paid!
Sure, when I got home and took my boots off I stepped in a puddle of cat puke, but hey, at least my alky/crackhead neighbor moved out last week and it's peaceful around here.
Sure, my cars leaking coolant at a rate where I'm putting in a half-bottle a day, but hey, at least my tax return is coming on Friday.
Sure, I had to go fight with the leasing office because they sent me a letter saying that my rent was twenty dollars higher than what I signed my lease for and I owed late fees and I had to take my copy of the lease in and show it to them so they would finally let up, but hey... at least they had free cookies.
You see, it's all about positive attitude. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go buy a rifle and climb up a water tower.
* I was just kidding about the water tower thing.
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I've learned that life is one miserable defeat after another until ya just wish Flanders was dead.
I've learned life is like a penis.
When its soft it can't be beat,
when its hard you get f*cked.
I bet MY puddle of cat puke was bigger than yours yesterday! AND a few piles of puppy shit to boot! Mornings suck in this house.
oh no, is bluez a crazy animal lady?
Wow, that is a great analogy. Though, it's kinda gay,LOL!
"when its hard you get f*cked"
Apparently I've been in a bad mood all week. I don't know why. Even when I went to the store to get a beer, one of the crackheads said " What's wrong Dutch, you look mad?"
LOL!!!
My child, why dost the crackheads know thy name???
I'd say its only gay if'in you have a package.
LMAO Bluez!
Dutch...love your attitude...
dutch possesseth quite a package, the church of scribe doesn't mind telling you...
NOT THAT WE'D KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!!!
I met them through my neighbor. I didn't realize they were crackheads until recently.
DECEIVER!!!
Dutch, tell Tink we need to hear from her NOW!
where the hell is dutch???
Damn, they both disappeared!!! Call the Minister Scribe to aid us!
I am here, child, but sadly their bitch-asses are nowhere to be found.
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