Goodbye cable.

Due to being recently screwed at the car repair shop (stay away from Car X, people!!), I'm running into financial difficulty. So in order to save money, I've finally decided to cancel my cable. I did it last saturday, and I'm just waiting for them to turn it off.

So.... I bid adieu to my cable TV.

Goodbye cable, although we met late in life, it's been a hell of a run.

Goodbye clear reception, it's time to dust off those old bunny ears that still have those two prong connections.

Goodbye Comedy Central with your two good shows and loads and loads of crap.

Goodbye MTV with your countless reality TV shows about celebrities that know and do absolutely nothing and make millions.

Goodbye VH1 with your non-stop parade of washed up celebrities that are trying to cash in on our nostalgia.

Goodbye Food Network with your chefs that do a little bit of chopping, some fancy frying, tell a little joke and BAM! Bring out a pre-made dish for everyone to ooh and aaah over.

Goodbye CNN, MSNBC, and FOX News, I'll miss your government controlled-totally biased news coverage.

Goodbye local access channels that prove that any idiot with a camera and a few hundred bucks can get on TV.

Goodbye spending hours flipping through channels and never actually watching anything. Effectively shortening my attention span to...


So my cat comes up and starts meowing at me and wouldn't stop. So I followed her around trying to figure out what she wanted until she finally stopped at the empty bag of Whiskas Temptations. What the hell are in those things? It's like crack for cats.