Don't shoot the puppy

I only got to level 8 before I shot the damn thing.

Crazies

I practically crashed my car tryin' to get this pic.
The horizontal pole says " Jesus Christ" and the vertical pole says " The one true way". One sticker says "Repent of Sins" which kind of confuses me, the other sticker says something along the lines of "Turn to christ" or something like that. I didn't have much time to read because I was in the left lane passed him too quickly.

Seriously though, do these things ever effect anyone? I mean outside of "look at that nutjob!".

Goodbye cable.

Due to being recently screwed at the car repair shop (stay away from Car X, people!!), I'm running into financial difficulty. So in order to save money, I've finally decided to cancel my cable. I did it last saturday, and I'm just waiting for them to turn it off.

So.... I bid adieu to my cable TV.

Goodbye cable, although we met late in life, it's been a hell of a run.

Goodbye clear reception, it's time to dust off those old bunny ears that still have those two prong connections.

Goodbye Comedy Central with your two good shows and loads and loads of crap.

Goodbye MTV with your countless reality TV shows about celebrities that know and do absolutely nothing and make millions.

Goodbye VH1 with your non-stop parade of washed up celebrities that are trying to cash in on our nostalgia.

Goodbye Food Network with your chefs that do a little bit of chopping, some fancy frying, tell a little joke and BAM! Bring out a pre-made dish for everyone to ooh and aaah over.

Goodbye CNN, MSNBC, and FOX News, I'll miss your government controlled-totally biased news coverage.

Goodbye local access channels that prove that any idiot with a camera and a few hundred bucks can get on TV.

Goodbye spending hours flipping through channels and never actually watching anything. Effectively shortening my attention span to...


So my cat comes up and starts meowing at me and wouldn't stop. So I followed her around trying to figure out what she wanted until she finally stopped at the empty bag of Whiskas Temptations. What the hell are in those things? It's like crack for cats.

Some people.....

Pics

so... after wasting $30 on a cord that I thought would let me download pictures from my phone to my computer, I figured out that I could email them through my phone. So without further ado, I present my first picture from the port-a-john

Positive attitude

You know, you just have to take the good with the bad. It's not easy, but you can't let the little things get you down.

Like during lunch today, I got a $132 ticket for having an expired inspection sticker. But hey, I got off work two hours early...paid!


Sure, when I got home and took my boots off I stepped in a puddle of cat puke, but hey, at least my alky/crackhead neighbor moved out last week and it's peaceful around here.


Sure, my cars leaking coolant at a rate where I'm putting in a half-bottle a day, but hey, at least my tax return is coming on Friday.


Sure, I had to go fight with the leasing office because they sent me a letter saying that my rent was twenty dollars higher than what I signed my lease for and I owed late fees and I had to take my copy of the lease in and show it to them so they would finally let up, but hey... at least they had free cookies.

You see, it's all about positive attitude. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go buy a rifle and climb up a water tower.











* I was just kidding about the water tower thing.