Thursday, August 25, 2005

Work....

So anyway, at work we're installing these things called Pavers. They're thick cement squares that rest on little pedastals and when they're complete, they form an elevated floor.

Kinda like this.

It looks like a normal floor, but it's actually raised anywhere from an inch to a foot off the concrete. That way, the general contractor can put their drains underneath and slope the floor toward them. So when it rains, the water seeps through the joints between the tiles and into the drains. No streams of water or puddles to worry about, it all happens underneath. Pretty neat, huh?

Of course, our pavers aren't as level and uniform as these. But I'll save that story for another day.

Anyway, most of the major work is done, all that's left is cutting in along the walls and corners. And guess who gets this job? That's right..




Yup, I was all like "YAY!!, they put me in charge of something" and stuff. But I didn't realize that when you cut with a wet saw, your hands get all prune-like and combined with handling rough, heavy cement objects, your hands turn out like THIS!!

AAAAAAHHHH

Yea, all those little red spots on my fingertips are where my skin has been worn down to nothing. The fine dust, combined with the water also drys out your skin so bad that when I stretch my hand, it cracks and those spots start bleeding. MMMMMM.....

What's that you say? I should wear gloves?

What do you think I am? Some sort of wussy, glove-wearing fairy?! Uh uh, not me. I'm a MAN and REAL MEN use duct tape and Band-aids!!

YUEAH!!!

anyway... that's the end of my little spiel....

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

So You Think You Can Dance

Ok, I'm a lazy T.V. watcher. I turn it to fox and leave it there all night. Not because I love their lineup, just because I hate channel surfing and i'm usually all caught up in the computer.

Unfortunately I end up watching horible reality shows like American Idol and comedies that have run long past their prime (i.e. That 70's show and Maclom in the Middle). But I think one of the worst shows I've seen is So You Think You Can Dance, it's an American Idol rip off with a nicer version of Simon Cowell. I see this show being showcased as "remember that ridiculous show" in about 10 years because it's totally uninteresting.

But it did provide me with my favorite quote from reality tv. When told he wouldn't make it to the next round because he didn't dance masculine enough, one contestant cried to the camera saying " I've never been told I didn't look masculine when I danced with a ribbon!"

What the fuck??????

TEGO!!!!


As you can see, this guy just oozes cool from every orifice. You know why? Because it's TEGO!!!!!

Apparently all this music I've been listening to is called Reggaeton. I've heard it described as salsa mixed with hip hop. I know that description sounds horrific, but it's pretty catchy and i'm hooked.


Sure, I can't understand a word of it, and I turn it down whenever I drive by a group of Mexicans (a la Micheal Bolton from Office Space), but, the beats they use are so different from the usual rock/pop/heavy metal/alternative bands I've listened to all my life. It's a refreshing change.

But.... maybe it all sounds so good because I'm drunk. :D




Friday, August 05, 2005

Pearls Before Swine

I thought this was funny. No offense Tink, LOL.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Kitty

OK, I figure I'll post pictures of Kitty bacause nothing interesting has happened lately.







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