So I go to check my mail yesterday and to my surprise, there's a little piece of paper saying I have a package in the leasing office. The first thing that pops in my mind is "TOYOTA!!!!!" (cause I applied there) but instead I get handed this.
Talk about awkward 
The free stuff I requested???
So instead of throwing it out I decided to show it off to all you folks out there in the style of my favorite blog sixthseal.com ( http://www.sixthseal.com).
The first thing in there is this box with this lovely picture.
Embarrassing moment #3... hmmm... i'd hate to see #1 and #2
The back of the box is a bunch of stuff I never bothered to read, but I don't want to keep you guys in suspense any longer, lets open the box!!!
To my surprise.. the box folds out. It says "Tampax Pearl helps prevent leaks from being #4"... how witty!!
The whole package smells like a flowery garden and inside there's three tampons and some pretty graphic instructions. On the plus side, I get to save $1 on any size Tampax Pearl, but it expires on 8-31-05 so I'd better hurry.
But wait there's more!!!
What could this be?
Stay tuned dear readers...
1 comment:
Dutch, you are one demented son of a bitch! Stop stealing your neighbor's packages so you can sniff 'em and talk to 'em at night! That poor woman needs her blood-stoppers!!!
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